For those of you who are trying to get out of purgatory faster there is finally some good news! *
The pope is giving free indulgences through Twitter!
Read here if you do not believe me:
The real good news is that you don’t need indulgences at all to get out of purgatory, because Jesus died to free us directly from hell!
By the way, there is nor purgatory.
I read in Galatians 2:16 (possibly the longest verse in the Bible):
“yet we know that no person is not justified by works of the law but through faith in Jesus Christ, so we also have believed in Christ Jesus, in order to be justified by faith in Christ and not by works of the law, because by works of the law no one will be justified.”
Praise God for his perfect plan of salvation…without twitter indulgences!*Thanks to my brother Josh and our good friend Aaron Good for making this news available!